November 6th, 2007 at 10:51AM
Lumencraft GatLight V3 Titanium Flashlight. So, a $400 torch. “The feel of the light is indescribably delicious,” gushes the erotically charged testimonial that heads up the product site. “I will be going out tonight, and you can be sure I will be showing it to everyone I run into.” Just be warned: if you take it out in public, they’ll put you in the dock.

Lumencraft GatLight V3 Titanium Flashlight. So, a $400 torch. “The feel of the light is indescribably delicious,” gushes the erotically charged testimonial that heads up the product site. “I will be going out tonight, and you can be sure I will be showing it to everyone I run into.” Just be warned: if you take it out in public, they’ll put you in the dock.

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